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Oh fuck we gonna win we matched GCHON
Gchon by Gchon January 17, 2019
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stupid yet loveable,the one who do or talks something silly but you ignore it because he or she is too adorable.
Let me tell you, she is a true ghonchu.
Ghonchu by Shaista Barry April 6, 2007

ghonnasyphaherpelaids 

1. (n) that undescribable thing on a girl or guys lip. 2. (n) that knot on your jimmy after havin sex with that questionable broad. 3. (adj) describes that girl with multiple STD's
1. that broad got ghonnasiphaherpelaids on her lip...don't let her smoke off that. 1b. i think i got ghonnasyphiherpelaids from goin down on that heffer. 2. that bitch (dude)gave me ghonnasyphaherpelaids. 3. Heather? oh the bitch with ghonnasyphaherpelaids!

Ghonasyphaherpilaids

n (gone-a-siff-a-her-pa-laids)

having managed to get gonnerhea, syphillis, herpies and aids ALL AT ONCE.

Usually gotten by a skank or whore. People who have this have usually slept with at least 130 people.
(me: EWW!)
Jacob: Dude is it true ur interested in Katie?
Tim: Yah
Jacob: dude no! she's a skank! she's got Ghonasyphaherpilaids!
Tim: *runs far away as fast as he can*

ghonnasyphaherpalaids 

The combination of the STD's ghonnorrea, syphilis, herpes, and AIDS
Dude, that chick's a ho, she's been with everyone, if you bang her you'll get ghonnasyphaherpalaids

ghonorrea 

A venereal disease contracted by having unprotected sex with someone who isn't good at spelling.
ghonorrea by Anonymous June 9, 2003

ghonaherpesyphilaids 

This a an STD that is composed of Gonorrhea, Herpes, and Syphilis. GhonaHerpeSyphilAIDS is the worst possible outcome to banging a hooker, the side effects are usually extreme shits, and inevitable death.
Andy: "Did you hear that Donny got GhonaHerpeSyphilAids?"
Max: "What a dumbass, how does that happen?"
Andy: "When he banged that whore Nicole."
Max: "What a loser!"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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