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ghonorrea 

A venereal disease contracted by having unprotected sex with someone who isn't good at spelling.
ghonorrea by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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ghonorrea 

I didn't know how to spell "gonorrhea", so I wrote "ghonorrea" instead.
ghonorrea by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

ghonorrea 

the clap
clap on.
clap off
clap on
clap off
the clapper
*clap clap*
ghonorrea by Laura November 19, 2003

Ghonorrea 

A sexual disease. See Herpes
That guy has some serious ghonorrea
Ghonorrea by Jimbodium September 28, 2009
Disease. In Colombia it's used to demean a person just the same way like pirobo, garbimba, malparido, etc
Your boyfriend hit you? What a gonorrea. That gonorrea stole my bus fare
gonorrea by pimpollo July 16, 2007

Goonorrhea

A state of mind in which the person afflicted wants to create as much chaos and disorder as possible. This may include various illegal activities such as violent crimes, drug-use (primarily hallucinogenic) and property damage.
“James and Haydon caught a bad case of Goonorrhea last weekend. They destroyed my whole house!”
Goonorrhea by Jay Of Earth February 29, 2020

what's 2+2? gonorrhea 

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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