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Ghonasyphaherpilaids

n (gone-a-siff-a-her-pa-laids)

having managed to get gonnerhea, syphillis, herpies and aids ALL AT ONCE.

Usually gotten by a skank or whore. People who have this have usually slept with at least 130 people.
(me: EWW!)
Jacob: Dude is it true ur interested in Katie?
Tim: Yah
Jacob: dude no! she's a skank! she's got Ghonasyphaherpilaids!
Tim: *runs far away as fast as he can*
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ghonasyphaherpilaids

The uber STD. There is no cure. You're insides liquefy and are expelled trough every available orifice.
You'd better be careful, sleeping w/ women from McDonald County, you'll end up w/ ghonasyphaherpilaids.

ghonnasyphaherpelaids 

1. (n) that undescribable thing on a girl or guys lip. 2. (n) that knot on your jimmy after havin sex with that questionable broad. 3. (adj) describes that girl with multiple STD's
1. that broad got ghonnasiphaherpelaids on her lip...don't let her smoke off that. 1b. i think i got ghonnasyphiherpelaids from goin down on that heffer. 2. that bitch (dude)gave me ghonnasyphaherpelaids. 3. Heather? oh the bitch with ghonnasyphaherpelaids!

gonasyphaherpalAIDS 

The rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases, Ghonoria, Syphalis, Herpes, and the ever popular AIDS. Also referred to as the jackpot, GhonasyphaherpalAIDS has become a growing problem in some urban populations. GhonasyphaherpalAIDS can be contracted at most social functions and has recently found a new home in the college populations of America. The best way to avoid contracting GonasyphaherpalAIDS is to practice abstinance.
I Really wanted to go home with that chick, but my boy told me that she had GonasyphaherpalAIDS, so i thought better about it.
gonasyphaherpalAIDS by Pappa Horace November 30, 2007

ghonnasyphaherpalaids 

The combination of the STD's ghonnorrea, syphilis, herpes, and AIDS
Dude, that chick's a ho, she's been with everyone, if you bang her you'll get ghonnasyphaherpalaids

gonasyphaherpalaids 

having every std known to man, your mom might have this, an insult if used correctly
you have gonasyphaherpalaids you filthy whore im not paying for sex.

gohnasyphaherpalaids 

What a person known for indulging in many sexual acts is said to have, meaning alot of STD's. While not an actual STD, it's an urban legend about an STD only carried by whores/ sluts/ prostitutes/ yersister/ barsluts.
Joe, "Hey man, did you hear about what that slut Betty did at the party Friday night?"
John, "Nope, I sure didn't."
Joe, "It turned into a fuckin 14 on 1 gangbang, man!"
John, "Well, holy mother fuckmeat, that whore must have gohnasyphaherpalaids by now!"