Skip to main content

Gazallionaire

A person who has become incredibly rich by enslaving millions of people, harvesting global good-will in the form of aid, and terrorizing millions in order to maintain their cause.
Gazallionaires party in Qatari hotels while Gazans starve in the streets
by Groucho_Maccabee December 30, 2023
mugGet the Gazallionaire mug.

gazillionaire

Someone who owns more money than can be drunk, smoked or snorted, ever.
The richest man ever was Percival P. Smithely, a fastidious gazillionaire who would think nothing of spending $1,500 on a single Q-Tip.
by Zoboomafoobar June 20, 2008
mugGet the gazillionaire mug.

gayllionaire

a gay millionaire. usually "new money" from a fitness, energy drink, or internet industry.
Levi: "Sooo, what's been up with Troy?"
Glenn: "Ohhh, he's set for life, he's dating a gayllionaire."
by vivapedro March 16, 2010
mugGet the gayllionaire mug.

Gajillionaire

Someone who has gobs and gobs of money, who will donate their money to nonprofits and then date the women who work there.
I am going to form a gajillionaire club...like a millionaire club but for people with more money.
by Kanelle Sam July 6, 2010
mugGet the Gajillionaire mug.

Gabillionaire

Person who uses a countless number of fake words in common speech.
That man had so much money that he was a gabillionaire.
by ReReReRe March 19, 2009
mugGet the Gabillionaire mug.

GOzillionaire

One who primarily wears black socks. Drinks only four kinds of alcholic beverages, in this order; Free, whiskey, beer, tequila. Replaces the 'L' in a word for an 'R' for no particular reason at all. Loves buffalo sauce and chicken wings. Knows how and has played the game 'AWESOME'. Only labels things as being 'GOzillionaire' correctly. One who can spell 'GOzillionaire' correctly. Must have all.

Black socks. Cheap black t-shirts. Anything that can be purchased at a reasonably low price, but is still awesome and amazing to own. A lifestyle. Something that costs an unbelieveable amount of money.

One who tolerates "CROW!, shark, lobster, free, red, mallard, same person!"
Makes you feel like a GOzillionaire!
Got my GOzillionaire socks on!
It cost about a GOzillion dollars.

Forest Gump - The original GOzillionaire
by CROW! November 9, 2011
mugGet the GOzillionaire mug.

Gabillionaire

Function: noun

Date: coined early twenty-first century

1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".


2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.
1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person

"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*



2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.
by calubflower April 1, 2009
mugGet the Gabillionaire mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email