Gaystrogen

A medication for a gay men whose gayness is waning so that he may recapture or restrengthen that gayness.

Russ suddenly stopped acting gay. After taking gaystrogen, he was back to his old self again.

Gaystrogen by Gay Gentleman March 10, 2010

gastroenteritis

Inflammation of the intestines and stomach.

"I have to take it easy because the doctor said I have gastroenteritis."

gastroenteritis by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

gastrosense 

To make a decision about what to eat next, that reflects what might happen later. The avoidance of an unfortunate outcome, out of one or both ends of the digestive system, resulting from choosing not to eat a certain item, dish, or at a particular food establishment.

Larry decided to use good gastrosense and order french toast at the family dining establishment. His friends all ordered the chili topped with jalapenos, and harassed Larry about his panzy-like french food choice. However, later that day, Larry felt good, while his friends all were hugging toilets and praying to the porcelain gods.

gastrosense by Doctor Geo Zee December 26, 2021

gastrognome 

A connoisseur of fine food and wine, who is small and ugly.

Michael Winner.

Michael Winner: Waiter! This steak is diabolical. It is clearly medium rare when I specified medium! The pasta course was unimaginative and barely tepid, and as for the soup, it was redolent of a Montmartre fille du joie's vaginal secretions after a hard night's work.

Waiter: What do you expect in a Travelodge? Bloody gastrognome. *spits on desert*

gastrognome by jwgrooves March 20, 2011

gastroentomologist 

A doctor who specializes in the study of insects in the digestive system.

When I took my three year old with stomach pains to the pediatrician, she referred me to a gastroentomologist after learning that he puts everything in his mouth when playing in the yard.

gastroentomologist by SD Ron July 8, 2011

gastroenteritis

hell

gastroenteritis is hell on earth john

gastroenteritis by this username sucks March 28, 2021

gastrogenocide

A massacre occurring in your intestines after eating something either spoiled or something you know you shouldn't have.

ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears

ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears

gastrogenocide by The Naked One July 10, 2014