gastrognome 

A connoisseur of fine food and wine, who is small and ugly.

Michael Winner.

Michael Winner: Waiter! This steak is diabolical. It is clearly medium rare when I specified medium! The pasta course was unimaginative and barely tepid, and as for the soup, it was redolent of a Montmartre fille du joie's vaginal secretions after a hard night's work.

Waiter: What do you expect in a Travelodge? Bloody gastrognome. *spits on desert*

gastrognome by jwgrooves March 20, 2011

Gastronomical determinism 

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.

The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.

Gastronomical determinism by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008

Gastronomic orgasm 

A moment of intense pleasure caused by eating food that has the maximum level of deliciousness possible, causing the person eating it a highly enjoyable journey of flavor.

OMG!! this pizza is so good I just had a gastronomic orgasm!

Gastronomic orgasm by jast86 October 3, 2010

Gastronomical 

Food that is incredibly delicious. The kind of delicious that is far beyond your favorite order at your local burger joint.

The Chile Verde plate at Salsitas is Gastronomical! It's way better than that crappy stuff at the El Ranchero restaraunt.

Gastronomical by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 25, 2009

gastronomically hung over 

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.

If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.

gastronomically hung over by B-Flo October 20, 2007

molecular gastronomy 

molecular gastronomy is a term you use when you stub your toe. it’s a term that can be quite stress relieving in some scenarios.

oh yeah. i know that pain. but what was that i heard you shouting when u stubbed your toe?

molecular gastronomy.

molecular gastronomy by sleepinonthegrass December 21, 2021

gastronome 

n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-class food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as "foodies". These people may also refer to themselves as "gastronomists", but don't listen to them.

You: "I guess you could call me a foodie, or gastronome, or even a gastronomist!"
Me: "I'm going to call you a pretentious fat turd instead."

gastronome by Very Finestein July 23, 2013