gastrosense 

To make a decision about what to eat next, that reflects what might happen later. The avoidance of an unfortunate outcome, out of one or both ends of the digestive system, resulting from choosing not to eat a certain item, dish, or at a particular food establishment.

Larry decided to use good gastrosense and order french toast at the family dining establishment. His friends all ordered the chili topped with jalapenos, and harassed Larry about his panzy-like french food choice. However, later that day, Larry felt good, while his friends all were hugging toilets and praying to the porcelain gods.

gastrosense by Doctor Geo Zee December 26, 2021

gastroenteritis

Inflammation of the intestines and stomach.

"I have to take it easy because the doctor said I have gastroenteritis."

gastroenteritis by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

gastroenteritis

hell

gastroenteritis is hell on earth john

gastroenteritis by this username sucks March 28, 2021

Gastroenterologist

A guy who sticks a tube up your ass to see if there's anything wrong with your colon

Person 1:I'm just going to have a colonoscopy at the gastroenterologist.
Person 2: sus

Gastroenterologist by Abdodododo September 1, 2022