by mitchel connor September 11, 2008
by blingdaddy2005 September 09, 2008
Similiar to the government's DEFCON defense readiness scale; used to evaluate the gayness of a situation.
Steve: Dude, I can't believe you have to go to those stupid meetings all the time just cause you got your 5th DUI.
Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.
Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.
by 7mgte October 16, 2008
You: "HAHA!"
Your friend: "what?"
You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"
Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"
Your friend: "what?"
You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"
Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"
by silvershamus August 04, 2010
Famous Youtuber: A word from our sponsor. Raycons are--
Educated Individual: Shut the fuck up about those Gaycons! Goddamn!
Educated Individual: Shut the fuck up about those Gaycons! Goddamn!
by PsychosisPsychosisPsychosis April 28, 2022