Steve: Dude, I can't believe you have to go to those stupid meetings all the time just cause you got your 5th DUI.

Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.

gaycon by 7mgte February 20, 2009

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Gaycon

Gaycon is the word Gay and bacon mixed together creating Gaycon.

Hey bacon is a bit gaycon now-

Gaycon by The Distortionist June 9, 2022

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Kevin Gaycon

when you rub your penis on an object and wait for your friend to touch said object

You: "HAHA!"

Your friend: "what?"

You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"

Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"

Kevin Gaycon by silvershamus August 4, 2010

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garconanokin

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.

Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.

garconanokin by P90SEX December 22, 2007

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Gayzone

A specific variety of the friendzone, where a female designates a male as her gay best friend, despite that the male is not gay and is in fact sexually interested in her.

We were in her dorm watching Twilight and I was about to grab her boob when she asked me if I thought that Edward or Jacob was hotter, and in that moment I realized that I had been put in the gayzone.

Gayzone by David Davidson II July 25, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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