Gateish

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Like Santa Claus but instead of leaving presents under your tree, he steals your gate and replaces it with a different one leaving a pile of dog excrement infront of said gate. Comes from an old Welsh urban legend/myth.

Honey, Gateish has been again he's left a big one this time.

Gateish by PoppaProvzy July 13, 2023

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DH GateIsh

A replica of an item that is a poor knockoff of the original.

Those Jordan’s look very DH GateIsh

DH GateIsh by YaWitTheKickz December 30, 2021

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Gabeish

When you're really shit at drawing and don't know what word to use for it

Person 1: That's supposed to be a scalloped arch?
Person 2: Don't judge me I'm kind of Gabeish

Gabeish by Hi Ainsley September 28, 2019

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Gateshead

Gateshead massive ran by the one and only Callum Hodgey the biggest crack dealer in the North East.

Gateshead massive

Gateshead by GatesheadsFinest March 12, 2022

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gameish

Easily felt to be a game; Seems more like a game than an environment or a world.

Guild Wars is so much more gameish than Everquest 2

gameish by Traldan April 20, 2005

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Gateshead

A bit of a shit hole when compared to Newcastle which is across the river. Home of the Metrocentre, rusty angels and drugged up, charva filled council estates.

Britany: Yuh ganin tuh baha th neet?
Chelsea: eenaw Gatesheads shite man, am off doon the big market me like

Gateshead by blueiceburglettuce May 10, 2009

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katie gateshill

Katie is the best friend anyone could have. She has a laugh that can be heard for miles and it’s the most contagious. Katie will support her friends whenever needed and will go to extreme measures to protect the people close to her. Katie is caring and compassionate and you are very lucky if you have her in your life.

Aside from this Katie can be a bit of an asshole, she likes to leave clothes and empty mugs around and often forgets to flush the toilet but we hope one day she will learn.

She can be the slowest replier on your friends list.

Katie Gateshill is extraordinarily fucked up!

katie gateshill by Awobabobob November 23, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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