Gatfish 

When the male submissive species of the catfish tinder family branches out and creates a new single organic specie... His ultimate goal, to raise a family of schnauzers and cook a potjie in his snood - look up Glucks, Gluckman for a reference

The gatfish was trolling on tinder and found a worthy fish... He swiped right and made some Caviar

Gatfish by Niki Bjorn December 8, 2015

gayfishing 

When a straight man does gay things for attention or clout. Cosplayers do this a lot for patreon to get money from thirsty gays.

That guy is gayfishing by talking homoerotic pictures so people will buy them.

gayfishing by Workaholic29 July 2, 2020

goatfish 

The goatfish is an extremely ugly animal that can sometimes be seen stalking dark alleys or hiding in the shadows. But the unfortunate few that see this hideously ugly creature are likely to never live to tell the tale.

HOW A GOATFISH ATTACKS:

A goatfish will usually follow its prey for a while before actually making contact. The goatfish will attack from behind, locking its victim in a death grip with horrific fangs nearly 8 inches long. If this does not kill the prey on the first try, the goatfish will play with it, slinging it around in the same way that a dog would play with a chew toy. The victim will then either perish from being torn to pieces or just die from fright.

WAYS TO PREVENT GOATFISH ATTACKS:

Stay in well lit areas. Goatfish hate any kind of light and will usually back off if any of the stuff gets near them. Never go out alone at night without a flashlight and some form of weapon. Guns are the most effective, especially the shotgun. Goatfish don’t really have any weak spots so knives are pretty much useless. Never travel alone at night, always go in groups.

WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A GOATFISH ATTACK:

Wave you arms around in the air and/or make loud noises to try to make yourself look as big as possible. Never try to outrun a goatfish, because you will never be able to. Goatfish have been known to be able to run at speeds exceeding mach 14. If a goatfish ever grabs hold of you, do not struggle. The last thing you want to do is let it know that you’re still alive. Your best chance is to just let your body go limp and hope that it lets you go. If it doesn’t, then you’re pretty much screwed over. Although if it does let go of you, do not move. Wait until the goatfish is out of sight before you even think about trying to run.

Sleep in fear... the goatfish cometh

goatfish by Goatfish Victim January 7, 2008

gayfish 

Someone who doesn't get the joke

Obama : You like fishsticks?
Bush: Yes, I do.
Obama: What are you, a gayfish?
Bush: WTF r u talkin' about, I aint no gay n i aint no fish.

gayfish by AndersonCouncil April 24, 2009

gayfish 

someone that likes fishdicks in their mouth

Me: Do you like fishsticks Kanye?

Kanye: Well, yes. Yes i do.

Me: Do you like fishsticks in your mouth?

Kanye: Yes i loooooove fishsticks in my mouth

Me: What are you a GAYFISH?

Kanye: Nigga what the fuck you say, yes i love fishdicks in my mouth but i aint a GAYFISH!!!

gayfish by idk wat pseudonym means November 8, 2010

gayfish 

Verb: to say weird stuff to see if someone is a homosexual.

I was in a rehab and this roommate kept saying odd shit, like "is that gay porn?" and "your underwear look like panties.". After that I figured he was gayfishing.

gayfish by Anon135813 October 5, 2020

gyatfish 

someone who ‘catfishes’ their ass and makes it look bigger than it actually is.

‘bro stacys ass looks so fat in her insta’
‘nah have you seen it irl shes flat bro, shes a gyatfish’

gyatfish by gyatdetective October 8, 2023