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Gasphole

1. The yawning crevass between your buttocks that periodically needs to "gasp" for air, a process known by those in the trade as " ass trumpeting" or perhaps more commonly farting.
2. Your anal hole, the apeture that leadeth to the brown superhighway
a. My god Felix my old gasphole's been a bit lively this morning.
b. Wtf bro it stinks like gasphole in here.
c. That Sebastian prefers gasphole to vajajay don' t you know.
by munkeylegend December 3, 2013
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gashole

A person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point A to point B, typically found driving SUV's (Sport Utility Vehicles)
The driver of that Hummer is a Gashole!!!
by RickHard July 8, 2005
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gasshole

Those who cut throug a gas station driveway to avoid a red light.
by George Manix April 5, 2006
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Gasshole

The asshole that cuts you off to get the last pump at the gas station.
When you're pulling into the last available pump and some prick driving a blue ford focus cuts you off and you are left to wait until a pump clears up. "What a GASSHOLE!!!"
by GingerH8r October 8, 2008
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gashole

1. A person who doesn't pull up to the first gas pump, making the car behind it wait until he is done.

2. Also, a person who leaves his car at the pump while he goes inside the mini-market to buy coffee and some food, leaving the car behind him to wait until he comes back out and moves his car.
1. Move your car to the first pump,you stupid gas-hole!

2. That gas-hole is inside buying coffee and I can't access the pump until he moves his !@#$% car!
by cindy whatever September 1, 2005
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Gashole

A person who works for a natural gas exploration company that invades north eastern small towns in great numbers; disrupting the ebb and flow of that community. Can usually be seen driving a white Ford-350 with abnormal amounts of tool boxes, tinted windows, Texas plates and "bull balls" hanging from the hitch.
I tried to get McDonald's breakfast this morning but there were 17 gasholes backed up in the drive-thru!!!

My friends needed a place to stay for the weekend but the gasholes have every hotel booked!

I used to have clean drinking water but the gasholes put 37 holes in my yard and now it's contaminated!

Look at the trail of grease and dirt that gashole leaves behind him in the grocery store!
by OptionVBC April 25, 2010
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gapholer

A driver who leaves an enormous amount of space between them and the next car, especially in a traffic jam.
That gapholer left enough room to let six big rig trucks get in front of them, and we are only doing 10 MPH!
by Maj. Dick Hertz December 14, 2017
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