Gashole

A person who works for a natural gas exploration company that invades north eastern small towns in great numbers; disrupting the ebb and flow of that community. Can usually be seen driving a white Ford-350 with abnormal amounts of tool boxes, tinted windows, Texas plates and "bull balls" hanging from the hitch.
I tried to get McDonald's breakfast this morning but there were 17 gasholes backed up in the drive-thru!!!

My friends needed a place to stay for the weekend but the gasholes have every hotel booked!

I used to have clean drinking water but the gasholes put 37 holes in my yard and now it's contaminated!

Look at the trail of grease and dirt that gashole leaves behind him in the grocery store!
by OptionVBC April 25, 2010
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Gashole

Someone who hoards gasoline during a gasoline shortage.
I couldn't fill up my tank because that gashole filled up what was left in gas containers.
by BearKnife2000 May 11, 2021
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Gashole

A person that drives up to a gas pump on the wrong side and has to stretch the hose over the car to obtain fuel.
Drive on the other side of the pump, don't be a gashole.
by runner zak November 07, 2018
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Did you hear about Rando? What a gashole.
by Dr. Dooby June 19, 2010
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A person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point A to point B, typically found driving SUV's (Sport Utility Vehicles)
The driver of that Hummer is a Gashole!!!
by RickHard June 28, 2005
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1. A person who doesn't pull up to the first gas pump, making the car behind it wait until he is done.

2. Also, a person who leaves his car at the pump while he goes inside the mini-market to buy coffee and some food, leaving the car behind him to wait until he comes back out and moves his car.
1. Move your car to the first pump,you stupid gas-hole!

2. That gas-hole is inside buying coffee and I can't access the pump until he moves his !@#$% car!
by cindy whatever August 07, 2005
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A person who exploits environment and society in order to take part in obtaining natural gas from deep shale deposits through unconventional hydraulic fracturing or fracking, which uses directional drilling and millions & millions of gallons of slickwater (water mixed with carcinogens), most of which is left underground along with other unknown substances.

Gasholes are common in regions of Appalachia where Marcellus Shale is currently being drilled and fracked. Gasholes are prominent in Tioga, Bradford, and Susquehanna Counties, in Pennsylvania, and in the town of Dimock, PA, especially, because Pennsylvania's regulations give natural gas companies many exemptions in addition to the exemptions afforded by the federal government. True gasholes do not care if your water well, your pond, your stream, or your land is contaminated by natural gas operations. You will know a gashole has been on site by the confused and disgruntled looks of their victims, who truly cannot believe that anyone would treat another human being the way they were just treated by the gashole, especially over something as simple as asking the gashole to acknowledge their responsibility for contaminating a person's water supply.

NOTE: Most gasholes drive white trucks; most are male. Some are third-party contractors.
Me: "Do you have a business card?"
Gashole: "Yes, but..."
Me: "...but the family you affected isn't allowed to call you?"
Gashole: "Right!"

Gashole, after HIS company contaminates YOUR water supply: "You're being unfair to us!"
by eponymous35733 May 24, 2011
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