Your typical high school girl with crop tops, mini skirts and golden afro. Known for blue eyeshadow and belly button ring. Loves combination of brownies and dandelions
“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”
a musician, usually a guitarist, addicted to ridiculously high amounts of gain/overdrive on their amp and always in the pursuit of more ball-shaking, pinch squealing, brutally chunky and thick, ear splitting, face melting, body crushing action, that is distortion
Any guitarist who has had an amp and turned it all the way to 10 wishing it would go to 11!!! Van Halen, Dimebag Darrell, Angus Young, Me!!! Amps such as Mesa Boogie Triple Rectifier, Bogner Uberschall, ENGL Fireball, EVH 5150, Krank Krankenstein+, Soldano SLO 100, Peavey 6505, Bugera 6262
Alex: Eddie's been fuckin with his amp and now it sounds better than ever!!
Eddie: ALL IT NEEDED WAS MORE VESPENE GAS, I'M A GAINIAC!!!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).