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fred garvin 

A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.
I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.
fred garvin by volume4 July 28, 2005
an incredibly smart, funny and clever boy. he's always full of great ideas, he exceeds in anything
"omg! can you believe what he just did?"
"yup, that's garvin."
garvin by abcmnxyz August 8, 2018

garthing 

N., gar'thing
Any piece of clothing worn about the shoulders in a cape-like manner. Used primarily for purposes of keeping warm, looking superior.
Quoth the aristocrat: "Child! Bring forth my garthing."
garthing by Tuggs November 29, 2007

Garvinate 

Garvinate often sounds like a gardening tool but, actually means an adventurous, handsome, and often called awesome.
" Your a real Garvinate!"
Garvinate by Garvinate May 18, 2016
N. A unit of measurement used to record the amount of butthurt on the internet.
Dude look at Andrew, he must be pushing 1000 Garvins with how angry he looks!
Garvin by XKalibur June 4, 2013
"If you were a bass I'd totally finger your g string" said the class Garvin.
Garvin by shhhitsamystery December 21, 2015