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garvin

an incredibly smart, funny and clever boy. he's always full of great ideas, he exceeds in anything
"omg! can you believe what he just did?"
"yup, that's garvin."
by abcmnxyz August 8, 2018
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Garvin

N. A unit of measurement used to record the amount of butthurt on the internet.
Dude look at Andrew, he must be pushing 1000 Garvins with how angry he looks!
by XKalibur June 4, 2013
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"If you were a bass I'd totally finger your g string" said the class Garvin.
by shhhitsamystery December 21, 2015
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Garvin

Someone who posseses an over the top '80s haircut.
Jenny: Did you hear about Britney's haircut?

Stephanie: OMG, its so Garvin.
by Lawlcatz October 4, 2008
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adj.
describes the look of someone's face when they are told something so shocking that their eyes bulge out, their mouth opens, the entire room is stunned by association and time stops.
"Were you there when John told Jenn about how someone threw a skunk in his face?"

"Yeah! The look on her face was so garvin!"
by G. Sea May 7, 2008
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Garvin

A close minded person who is apparently too dumb to accept any truth that comes to them in any other way besides the way they want to hear it. (They don't even know what they want to hear)
Garvin: Money brings happiness.
Friend 1: Not always. Studies show money doesn't guarantee happiness.
Garvin: Those studies are wrong. Money solves everything.
Friend 2: Garvin, life's more than just money.
Garvin: No, it's all about money.
{Garvin has no money}
by Ghost4l April 30, 2024
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"garvin's bolus pmo"
"that's just garvin for you"
by rizzy pops fetal pig November 15, 2025
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