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garritie 

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awesome human

stay on her good side
Nicest person ever if you heed my above warning
Garritie gave me food. mwahahahahahahahahahaha She then ate my charger

always has her heart in the right place
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Garritie 

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Garritie is a badass mother fucker she always makes you laugh and is really funny she is very outgoing and beautiful and extremely sexy.
Garritie is a baddie
Garritie by Garritie May 4, 2023
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Related Words
garritie • garritied • Garratied • Garrite • garriTech • garritsen

Garratied 

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When you go out for a drink and your friends encourage you to drink a much higher amount of alcohol than you ever would have.
I was only going for one, then Tess turned up and bought another, before I knew it I was absolutely garratied.
Garratied by SilentFox18 June 5, 2018
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garritied 

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being on the receiving end of a douche move, often in video games
I'm being attacked from inside my own base. I just got garritied!
garritied by The Nails November 4, 2009
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garritied 

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the act of being extremely cute but totally mentally gone
Xander was so garritied last night. I can't believe he let us use his as a dolly to play dress up with!
garritied by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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Garrite

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is usally a guy who is in love with only one girl and can be seen anywhere a chicken fight is.
garrite is with his girlfriend at the chicken fight
Garrite by happyhappy1029384756 May 26, 2008
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garritsen 

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known professionally as Martin Garrix, is a Dutch disc jockey who was ranked number one on DJ Mag's Top 100 DJs list for three consecutive years—2016, 2017, and 2018. He is also an electronic music producer.
p1 “who is garritsen?”
p2 “dutch dj that makes a perfect song”
p3 “you mean martin garrix?”
garritsen by martingrrix November 22, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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