Garretted

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck

Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there

by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

Garret

Dimensional Error

Err: Garret

by samderton October 30, 2019

Garret

An absoulutly amazing guy who is crazy nice and respectful. Garret's tend to be tall and pretty hot ;). They have ah-mazing eyes and they're hilarious! They are loyal to their friends and tend to fall hard for their best girl friend. They can also be very protective of their best girl friend and when someone is mean to Her he will stand up for her. He is wicked athletic and is great at every sport he plays. Any girl would be lucky to have a garret.

Girl one: my boyfriends name is garret!

Girl two: give him to me now.

by As_long_as_he's_mine December 12, 2012

Garret

Amazing kid at anything he tries, usually has brown hair and is the perfect person, will never give up on anything he loves. Every girl wants a Garret.

Damn your boyfriend wont give up on you will he? he's being a garret, i like it :)

by TKAMB March 22, 2009

Garret

A gay boy who rike anar

please garret me

by GayAsshole85463 February 24, 2017

garretting

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.

Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.

by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

Garret

Hottttt, funny, really good kisser. Always a good time and a good one time hookup or boyfriend. Can really do it all, text him whenever you need some fun.

"Last night I was snap chatting garret and he was such a good time"

by FBGMx2 July 29, 2016