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Garretted 

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck
Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there
Garretted by T.F.M. March 13, 2020
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garrett watts 

a 6 ft tall gay warrior. he loves halloween and hanging out w his friends. he’s also a cute little bean who deserves to be protected at all times.
some of his friends include....
1. shane dawson
2. morgan adams
3. andrew siwicki
4. drew monson

5. ryland adams
6. benjamin
7. tyler
garrett watts is one of the most underrated youtubers of all time and deserves all the love and support ever.

Garrett Watts 

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You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
SHUT UP
Garrett Watts by Iamshookth December 28, 2018

Garrett Leach 

Someone who watches anime and plays lots of video games. Usually known for his sister getting banged by his best friend.
See that Garrett Leach guy? I banged his sister!
Garrett Leach by AnonymousBartender November 9, 2014

Myles Garrett 

When you are playing football and you rip off an opponents helmet and hit the opponents head with the helmet
I’m gonna Myles Garrett that quarterback over there!
Myles Garrett by Kidswillbekids November 21, 2019

Garrett Foster 

To be proud of the amount of garbage you left in the mountains and bring none of it back.
I Garrett Foster’d the shit out of that campsite.

Garrett Watts 

An actual ray of sunshine. Awkward king. Tall boyo.. We stan forevur.. hes is a thiccboyo,,,,,would smash...booty ten out of ten shells.........queen......harry potter.....ummmm..........andrews boyfriend.....jeffree husband........food..........I LOVE YOU GARRET....FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM AND YOUTUBE......LOVE YOU
garrett watts isthicc
Garrett Watts by sang yeon gil April 7, 2019
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fache-couture 

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