Willem: Did you pass your test?
Micheal: No, I failed it
Willem: Wow, try harder next time you Garnard
Micheal: No, I failed it
Willem: Wow, try harder next time you Garnard
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Garrard where everybody knows everyone, dumb hicks and a couple hood kids stuck in town. One high school where people fuck. Everyones related too. But saturday nights everybody turns up!
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The decision maker
The household badass
The domestic ruler
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by DeeLo46 February 17, 2010
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"Hey Sargent what happened to your face?!"
"So I was at this bitches house and her husband walked in while I was balls deep in her ass and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid"
"Damn you got garrarded"
"So I was at this bitches house and her husband walked in while I was balls deep in her ass and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid"
"Damn you got garrarded"
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Dude i got some sweet ass gernardo from my boy downtown yesterday and the price was pretty gernardo too.
I met this chick the other day and we were doin the gernardo in the back of my car and she was fkin gernardo as hell you cant still see the marks she left can u.
I met this chick the other day and we were doin the gernardo in the back of my car and she was fkin gernardo as hell you cant still see the marks she left can u.
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