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The head honcho; the big boss; the rulemaker

The decision maker

The household badass

The domestic ruler
Don't fuc* with him, he's a Gagnard
Gagnard by DeeLo46 February 17, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Person who ruins a message board with endless posts about gagging loudly.
Gagtard is at it again with the chili pepper and gagging crap.
Gagtard by Funker MC August 11, 2004
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Gangardo 

a group of kids who make use of funny things said in basements, beaches, malls, other places such found in new jersey.
"dude those kids from oakhurst are a bunch of gangardos"
Gangardo by Jedi negro Bob September 16, 2008

Gangardi 

A person who is suffering from severe diarrhea or going through depression/mental break down
Girl: after they broke up she went through gangardi
Gangardi by Buckser January 4, 2018
A handicapped person that is so disgusting that you feel like you have to puke when you see them
How the hell am I supposed to keep my lunch down with that gagtard drooling all over the place.
Gagtard by yeah right May 13, 2005
Someone who is of less intelligence, physical ability, and social ability than the regular male
Willem: Did you pass your test?

Micheal: No, I failed it

Willem: Wow, try harder next time you Garnard
i caring girl who has an amazing sense of humor. she also has good morals and keeps her grades up, she knows what her hobbies are and sticks to her goals
she’s such a gagnado
gagnado by gagnado November 1, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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