Garrard

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Garrard where everybody knows everyone, dumb hicks and a couple hood kids stuck in town. One high school where people fuck. Everyones related too. But saturday nights everybody turns up!

I live in garrard county where the kids run the roads

Garrard by Lil Phaggot May 15, 2019

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garrard

A bony, short haired, no ass havin chick that may or may not have a clit piercing and has a fucking horse mouth. Typically seen fucking QA and QARs, or and E-5 and up. Has the potential to be a barracks slut but too early to tell.

"Hey Sargent what happened to your face?!"
"So I was at this bitches house and her husband walked in while I was balls deep in her ass and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid"
"Damn you got garrarded"

garrard by Condor4Life January 24, 2016

Related Words

garrard • aidan garrard • Harris garrard • gerrard • Garrad • gartard • garbardine • Garnard • garrand • Garraridicle

aidan garrard

Green-loving, plaid-obsessed little turtle duck. Sent from the Gods themselves. A total bb. And a vegan! What a saint!

I love your green, plaid shirt! You're so Aidan Garrard!

aidan garrard by lambs69 April 20, 2018

Harris garrard

Harris Garrard academy AKA HGA is a school in South East London in Abbey wood. Hga is a skl full of toxic ppl and problematic bastards

Hga is a skl full of toxic ppl and problematic bastards With clapped boys and leng girls the skl is a bit balanced but yr11 is the smallest and most problematic yr group with its unnecessary drama and bullshit and it managed to get rid of its racist headteacher who got chased in pimlico, a skl in Brixton lol

Boy A: the girls in that school are baeee fit ykna

Girl A: Not the boys tho :/

Girl B: only some of the boys are leng, the rest are just ogres lol

Boy B: Pork belly goes HGA?

Boy A: No surprise he’s problematic

Boy A: true

I go to Harris Garrard Academy/HGA

Pork belly goes HGA?

Harris garrard by Kyrese🙃 October 31, 2021

garrad

The dumbest motherfucker in the whole land

the garrad was really dumb and asks "do we write it on paper?''

garrad by garrad's mom April 3, 2018

Gerrardo

A blatant display of mard-arsed cheating.

"Did you see Torres then? He ran into the box in the 90th minute and threw himself at the floor like he'd been shot"

"Well what do you expect? They are 1-0 down. An amazing display of Gerrardo from the lad"

Gerrardo by attackweasel January 6, 2010

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

Steven Gerrard by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026