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Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Hocknull' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to Hocknull, because it's the same length.
Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!

*drives*

Guy with a 'Hocknull' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.

Guy with a Hocknull fuck yeah
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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A old name meaning a man with a huge dick a Hocknull will keep getting women
You get a lot of girls you must be a Hocknull
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 26, 2016
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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