Garstone

A Garstone is a scenario where a man tries to attract a female by seeming vulnerable or injured, much like Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone in the Amazing Spider-Man

Jason: bro did you hear about Logan trying to get with Anna?

Kyle: Nah bro wtf happened

Jason: Bro he was a fucking garstone bro. He told her about his cut on his neck tried making her feel bad for him. He has no game

Garstone by Seabass16yohn April 5, 2022

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Gaystone

An individual who lives further away from his immediate group of friends. This individual usually feels left out, or gets FOMO. (Fear Of Missing Out)

"You guys heading over to Midas? Dammit, looks like I'll be the gaystone."

Gaystone by targatrophy June 19, 2024

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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