gargoogle

1. to breakdance in an erratic manner
2. to cream

Person A: i just gargoogled so hard dude
Person B: wtf?

by gargoogle enthusiast December 2, 2022

Gargoogle

Anyone who immediately has to Google what you just told them as if they are perched and waiting to prove you wrong.

Bro, quit being a Gargoogle. You know I'm right.

by 99thMonkey January 19, 2021

Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

The Nasty Gargoyle

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.

Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

by Bludshot May 30, 2006

Gargoyle

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.

Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.

by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006