gargoozled

Adjective. Becoming so drunk (and or) high that you firmly believe/are convinced that you have melted into the seat in which you are sitting in.

This is the term used after the “slizard” stage.

This is a sacred term, which should only be used for appropriate occasions.

Man, I got so gargoozled last night that I thought my feet turned into cinder blocks.

by RC88 April 25, 2019