gargoozled 

Adjective. Becoming so drunk (and or) high that you firmly believe/are convinced that you have melted into the seat in which you are sitting in.

This is the term used after the “slizard” stage.

This is a sacred term, which should only be used for appropriate occasions.

Man, I got so gargoozled last night that I thought my feet turned into cinder blocks.

gargoozled by RC88 April 25, 2019

gargoogle

1. to breakdance in an erratic manner
2. to cream

Person A: i just gargoogled so hard dude
Person B: wtf?

gargoogle by gargoogle enthusiast December 2, 2022

gagoozled 

Being screwed over or having too much to do in too little time.

After thinking I had a easy day today my boss gagoozled me.

gagoozled by S2112 July 20, 2014

Gargoyled 

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.

Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.

Gargoyled by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010

Gargoogle

Anyone who immediately has to Google what you just told them as if they are perched and waiting to prove you wrong.

Bro, quit being a Gargoogle. You know I'm right.

Gargoogle by 99thMonkey January 19, 2021

garboozle 

A waterfall that has many rocks that hit your ass.

I hurt my ass on the garboozle.

garboozle by Moe Lester March 10, 2005

Gargoyled 

When you play League of Legends and get one-shotted by a Chogath using Gargoyles stone plate

Yasuo: Hasa.....
Riven: What happened?
Lulu: He got gargoyled

Gargoyled by Hasaggggiiii June 15, 2017