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The act of callously terminating one from his or her employment via a Zoom call or other impersonal means. Named after Vishal Garg, CEO of Better.com, who informed 909 of the company’s employees of their layoffs via a virtual meeting on Zoom.
After all those years of hard work, I can’t believe the company Garged me, and just a few weeks before Christmas, too.
Garged by Garg_oyle2001 December 8, 2021
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To be amazed or stunned by someone or a situation of some kind. A term often used within the LGBT community and the ballroom club scene.
When she hit that death drop, honey I was gagged!
gagged by Pursik April 19, 2018
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gaged up 

wow we really gaged up our presentation
gaged up by lundyn and ava January 15, 2020

Gooped and Gagged 

When a situation is shocking and you are left speechless.

Or

If a situation situation is nasty and you were left disgusted.
Did you hear what Thomas said. I was gooped and gagged.
Gooped and Gagged by Esquared August 17, 2020
E-gaged. When your date, girlfriend, boyfriend, or significant other continuously ignores you because they won’t put their Electronic device down and be present.
Gal: “What do you think about those plans?”
Guy: “What plans?”
Gal: “If you would put your phone down and not be so E-gaged, you you know what plans!”
E-gaged by AGRODEO April 25, 2021

Lady Gagged 

Do you think Katya will stop cocksucking neighbors at the backyard every single night?
Nope... she has become Lady Gagged!
Lady Gagged by rperazag May 6, 2010
A verb meaning to get high, derived from the circumstantial need to ninja smoke in a house with other occupants not so keen on your smoking habits.

It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has smoked himself/herself into a mental coma.
Person 1: Hey, so I'm coming over later today.
Person 2: Sweet, want to celebrate Bush being out of office by getting garaged?
Person 1: Hell yes.

or

Person 1: ........
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey...(prolonged silence)
Person 2: Dude, you called me. Are you completely garaged right now or what?
garaged by REV0R January 22, 2009