A mild curse derived from steve jobs' mispronunciation "garageband," which he pronounced "gargeband."
by TaG August 05, 2004
by A Really Awesome Ninja July 09, 2021
A garg is a very ugly man. Dr Junzy abbreviated the term garg from the word garg-oil, which is essentially the complete opposite of an oil (an oil is an attractive man). Bad skin, a poor or balding lid, atrocious physique and other rank features are all garg like characteristics, which can lead to an individual being labelled a garg.
Junzy: Look at Gayzell's lash-rash! His face is so red!
Chorus of others: Oh yeah, Hes a complete garg!
Girl 1: I got with Jimmy last night...
Girl 2: really the 1 who has nice eyes but a shit rig?
Girl 1: yer, I'm so embarressed! Despite his beautiful blue eyes he's still such a garg!
Worm: I'm the oiliest in our house right?
Everyone else: haha are you joking!? You mean gargiest in the house right!? GARG!
At a rugby tournament...
Guy on the sideline: Why is that short bloke with no neck the manager of the Lenton Oilers!? He's not oily, he's vile! What a garg!
Chorus of others: Oh yeah, Hes a complete garg!
Girl 1: I got with Jimmy last night...
Girl 2: really the 1 who has nice eyes but a shit rig?
Girl 1: yer, I'm so embarressed! Despite his beautiful blue eyes he's still such a garg!
Worm: I'm the oiliest in our house right?
Everyone else: haha are you joking!? You mean gargiest in the house right!? GARG!
At a rugby tournament...
Guy on the sideline: Why is that short bloke with no neck the manager of the Lenton Oilers!? He's not oily, he's vile! What a garg!
by silly gilly July 29, 2011
by Garg-oyle December 14, 2003
A word that may be spoken when you have nothing to say. Also useful for eliminating awkward moments of silence.
Also see um
Also see um
by freedyal May 09, 2005
by mypseudonym6362 January 12, 2011