Gargantar

Male or female human with unusual strength. Moves with a vaugely animalistic gait, sometimes touching knuckles to the ground. Communicates via loud barks or shouts, even when attempting to be quiet. Also known for breaking things (chairs, computers, walls, houses, etc...). Although not bad tempered, Gargantars are best approached with caution as they are known to over-react randomly, often with disastrous results.

My roommate is a Gargantar, therefore, I own nothing valuable.

by Grednbrorangeman January 7, 2011

Gargantous

Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.

Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 11, 2020

Gargantor the Baconator

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."

Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

by Brightshadows April 24, 2010

Gargantutwat

A person of large structure that not only participates in twat like behavior but is basically a twat all the time. They tend to have sister wife hair and have shoes a small child could sleep in.

Oh look there's that gargantutwat. I expect she is off to tell someone how to do something she has never done before.

by HughJ95060 March 26, 2017

Gargantunormous

A massively massive, huge, and big amount that is both massively massive, huge, and big.

After working a gazillion hours at NazzBar, Shadylady got a paycheck that was massively massive, huge, and big. It was Gargantunormous!

by Steve Indigo August 5, 2006

gargantuINT

A number so large it cannot be voiced.

Similar to INT, smallINT, HUGEint, tinyINT, bigINT as used in Microsoft SQL Server 2000 to define datatypes in queries.

When declaring an variable in TSQL: @example gargantuINT (G)
@example2 char(9) is a type already.

by Roger & Eric --EIT Class of NDP0904 October 27, 2005

gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."

Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.

by pinjer September 30, 2018