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Gargantuar 

An enormous, powerful member of the undead race led by Dr. Zomboss that attacks by smashing any and every form of plant life with the intention of felling this massive zombie in its path. If the Gargantuar reaches a weakened state, it throws its ally, an imp, in hopes of it trying to acquire the brains of the homeowner.
(Suburban almanac, PVZ1)
"When Gargantuar walks, the earth trembles. When he moans, other zombies
fall silent. He is the zombie other zombies dream they could be. But he still can't
find a girlfriend."
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Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

Gargantutwat 

A person of large structure that not only participates in twat like behavior but is basically a twat all the time. They tend to have sister wife hair and have shoes a small child could sleep in.
Oh look there's that gargantutwat. I expect she is off to tell someone how to do something she has never done before.
Gargantutwat by HughJ95060 March 26, 2017

Gargantunormous 

A massively massive, huge, and big amount that is both massively massive, huge, and big.
After working a gazillion hours at NazzBar, Shadylady got a paycheck that was massively massive, huge, and big. It was Gargantunormous!
Gargantunormous by Steve Indigo August 5, 2006

gargantuan balls 

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."
Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.
gargantuan balls by pinjer September 30, 2018

gargantuINT 

A number so large it cannot be voiced.

Similar to INT, smallINT, HUGEint, tinyINT, bigINT as used in Microsoft SQL Server 2000 to define datatypes in queries.
When declaring an variable in TSQL: @example gargantuINT (G)
@example2 char(9) is a type already.

gargantuan 

Bigger than huge and emormous together!
Look at her ass, it is gargantuan!!
gargantuan by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003