Garfini 

Y’all rocking with Garfini⁉️

chilling in the cut with Garfini

Garfini by Lil Cockfuck March 23, 2021

Garfinkeling

Named after UCLA sociologist Harold Garfinkel, the act of violating social norms in order to gauge reactions. Also known as a "breaching experiment."

I don't think she really enjoys licking infants, I'm sure she was just Garfinkeling.

Garfinkeling by The real Alex December 31, 2009

Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.

A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.

Garfinkeled by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016

garmining 

Figuring out how to get from point A to point B. It's a verb.

I am garmining my way to the store for smokes. Jamie garmined her way out of that one!

garmining by kat51 March 11, 2009

Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time

Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing

Garfing by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016

garfinkling 

Named after Harold Garfinkle, the act of violating social norms to see whether they are social norms.

Dude, he just started garfinkling around the place, taking a sip out of everyone's drinks.

garfinkling by Alex Halavais December 1, 2007

Gardini 

Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.

He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.

Gardini by JMSU July 10, 2019