Gardini 

Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.

He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.

Gardini by JMSU July 10, 2019

gardini 

A friend-mom that is your daughter and husband at the same time

A: gardini I need more food
B: bitch do it yourself

A: divorce

gardini by PotatoArt February 20, 2018

gardini 

a person with a huge garden that brags about it

"that gardini wont stop bragging about that stupid oversized garden of his!"

gardini by snake_vods March 29, 2021

Gardenia 

The national food brand of Malaysia. It's well-known for bread and noodles.

Malaysians who dislike Gardenia products are not truly Malaysians.

Gardenia by Coklat Putih January 25, 2023

Gardinctious 

Something or an event that is extremely ridiculous, unbelievable, and crazy. Can be used both as positively or negatively.

"He's not my child?! That is so absolutely so gardinctious!"

Gardinctious by Jim@#$%^&*my November 1, 2023

luke gardiner 

Not good at COD, useless

Iam rubbish at call of duty, I feel like a luke gardiner

luke gardiner by Owl3232 September 27, 2013

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015