Garandad

The ultimate of old men.
One of which will consume tobacco through a pipe whilst overlooking Tesco.

A garandad may also be an old person who is on the thrive

oi check that garandad, he wants to thrive

by thriver April 5, 2009

Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

grandaddy purps

Grandaddy Purps is a purple marijuana strain hailing from the west coast. It is an extremely potent strain and is often used my medicinal users. Smoke responsibly!!!

"that grandaddy purps got tears in my eyes"

by LVilleBlazin July 29, 2006

Grandad dribbles

"Grandad dribbles" is the term used to describe when one does not shake their penis a sufficient amount of times after urinating, resulting in urine dribbling from the penis and down the individual's leg.

1. Yo man I just had the worst grandad dribbles!
2. You should of shaken more, bro.

by daveWORST February 20, 2011

ur grandad lesbonad

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.

Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE

by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018

grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit

"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.

Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.

by Doornobs October 16, 2020