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grandaddy purps 

Grandaddy Purps is a purple marijuana strain hailing from the west coast. It is an extremely potent strain and is often used my medicinal users. Smoke responsibly!!!
"that grandaddy purps got tears in my eyes"
grandaddy purps by LVilleBlazin July 29, 2006

grandaddy bonglegs

a bong named after a slight misconception of words involving a grandaddy longlegs spider.
While sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."
grandaddy bonglegs by Sarah Carpenter September 11, 2008

grandaddy purp

Highly potent marijuana with purple hairs. It is also quite expensive but provides you with an excellent high.
Man, I just smoked a pound o' dat grandaddy purp, it was some of da best shit I ever smoked.
grandaddy purp by budsmoka4lyfe December 9, 2007

grandaddy lolo 

Granddaddy MF lolo... that's the guy who can just get yo girl pregnant by just looking at her. He smart but yet he the type of person to drown a fish. He spiritually enlightened but has moments where he wants to slap the hell out of you. and he yo granddaddy
her: babe i think im pregnant
him; how
Grandaddy lolo; I looked at her bruh
grandaddy lolo by HappyFart4 November 29, 2017

Grandaddy joint

A grandaddy joint is a marijuana cigarette produced during times of desperation, made of many already-smoked spliff ends or roaches from previous smoking sessions. It is called a grandaddy because it is an old ass decrepit and sour joint reminiscent of the smell of elderly people, these spliffs are particularly difficult to inhale and are almost unenjoyable to smoke.

Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.
"Man got so fukn low on weed the other night i smoked a grandaddy joint with my grandad, was so stale it almost killed him"

"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"
Grandaddy joint by Thumbiwa August 13, 2018

grandaddy bad 

The biggest and the baddest around. He is the "Grandaddy of all things bad"
Teacher of knowledge, a mentor to others.
What would Grandaddy Bad do?
grandaddy bad by GBAD April 9, 2017
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