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A game created by two students at a satellite PSU campus.

The game uses a small suction cup dildo, able to be thrown into the air and hopefully landed. If you land the dildo and it suctions to the ground, it counts for one point. If you land the dildo and it suctions to a wall, it counts for two points. If you land it twice in a row, double the points for wherever it landed. Example: Hit the wall and suctioned twice, 4 points. It is required that each landing is followed by yelling "GARACHI!"

The game is on going, and can last hours, days, weeks, months, or even years.

Points are kept in tallies of 5 on a white board under each contestant's name.

Happy Garachi-ing!
Person 1: "Hey, I'm bored and want to do something."
Person 2: "I got you covered. Let's play a game of Garachi."
Person 1: "F**k yeah! I can't wait to grab and throw the penis!"
Garachi by CommitSelfDie January 31, 2020
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