garchitect

A garden architect

Melanie is a garchitect. She designs gardens from a architectural point of view.

by mitchellporteous December 27, 2017

farchitect

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.

I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.

by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008

paper architect

Someone whose work is purely theoretical, having never come to fruition, or has never been exemplified by anything in the real world.

"He was a tenured professor of architecture—a position buttressed by his renown as a 'paper architect.'
That is to say, he was an esteemed architect whose reputation rested on his designs, rather than on the buildings constructed from them."
—Asterios Polyp, by David Mazzucchelli

by ignazio January 30, 2010

Architecture

The practice of designing buildings and environments that transforms OCD into a superpower.

Wow, ever since Daryl got into architecture, those tights n cape don't look so bad on 'im.

by beyondnothing April 13, 2011

fuck you architecture

insincere, inauthentic, dishonest, and ugly building design meant to meet the bare code, legal and zoning requirements for standing domiciles whilst achieving one goal and one goal only : making money off the public and usually in the most blunt, crass and direct way.

Wal-Mart Inc. employs fuck you architecture in almost all of its' stores and surrounding properties.

by Virgin Suicides July 8, 2017

Architecture

It's the definition of the " hell major " in university , which will create heaven on earth ...

I made 2 huge mistakes in my life :

1. Entering the architecture faculty

2. Leaving it..

by NIGGArchitect June 7, 2019

Architect

A man who builds his lover through dedicated work of feeding. He is building his masterpiece one cheese curd at a time.

The architect built his lady with love to 530 pounds.

by Teanis August 5, 2022