gayometer 

pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.

Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....

gayometer by brandonius the destroyer February 28, 2010

Gayometer 

A sence in someone related to the thermometer that can tell how gay somebody is measured in degrees so it can tell how "flaming" they are.

Rob: I'm sure Tim's gay.
Gurtrude: I know, my gayometer reads 110 degrees!

Gayometer by Bubsforbubs June 1, 2011

Gapometer

A gauge system utilizing the fingers to deduce the width of a woman's gap between her legs...

"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"

Gapometer by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009

gramometer 

A device for measuring the quantity of weed one has

Dude, you should measure that Mary Jane you just brought with my gramometer

gramometer by Cypriano DiCaprio & Davido October 8, 2016

Goometer 

The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-

The Goometer.

OMG!!! My boyfriend hit a 6 on the goometer last night! It was all over my sheets!

Goometer by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009

Gaydometer

A slang word used to describe the sensation that someone might be a homosexual.

*Man jumps into pool with pink speedo on*
Jenney- "Does that guy look like a homo to you?"
Kristie- "Yeah, my gaydometer is going off!"

Gaydometer by Luckyguesses January 7, 2009

Gasometer 

To describe how high you are on a scale of 1-1000.

Person 1:Dude I'm about 420 on the gasometer scale
Person 2:Your a disappointment

Gasometer by litterallyDiditformeme420 September 9, 2019