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pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.
Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....
by brandonius the destroyer February 27, 2010
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A sence in someone related to the thermometer that can tell how gay somebody is measured in degrees so it can tell how "flaming" they are.
Rob: I'm sure Tim's gay.
Gurtrude: I know, my gayometer reads 110 degrees!
by Bubsforbubs May 07, 2011
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