Gaydometer

A slang word used to describe the sensation that someone might be a homosexual.

*Man jumps into pool with pink speedo on*
Jenney- "Does that guy look like a homo to you?"
Kristie- "Yeah, my gaydometer is going off!"

by Luckyguesses January 7, 2009

Gapometer

A gauge system utilizing the fingers to deduce the width of a woman's gap between her legs...

"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"

by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009

gayometer

pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.

Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....

by brandonius the destroyer February 28, 2010

Gayometer

A sence in someone related to the thermometer that can tell how gay somebody is measured in degrees so it can tell how "flaming" they are.

Rob: I'm sure Tim's gay.
Gurtrude: I know, my gayometer reads 110 degrees!

by Bubsforbubs June 1, 2011

Gyrometer

Any object that you cannot figure out what it is.

Hey, what is this thing i found?" "Oh, you mean that thing? That's a gyrometer.

by gulbranson April 14, 2011

Gasometer

To describe how high you are on a scale of 1-1000.

Person 1:Dude I'm about 420 on the gasometer scale
Person 2:Your a disappointment

by litterallyDiditformeme420 September 9, 2019