Gyrometer

Any object that you cannot figure out what it is.

Hey, what is this thing i found?" "Oh, you mean that thing? That's a gyrometer.

by gulbranson April 14, 2011

Gapometer

A gauge system utilizing the fingers to deduce the width of a woman's gap between her legs...

"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"

by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009

gayometer

pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.

Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....

by brandonius the destroyer February 28, 2010

Gyroterrarianism

A word to describe Josh, and all things that Josh does.

Josh stop using your fucking Gyroterrarianism.

by RufusFawn February 11, 2018

Goometer

The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-

The Goometer.

OMG!!! My boyfriend hit a 6 on the goometer last night! It was all over my sheets!

by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009

Gayometer

A sence in someone related to the thermometer that can tell how gay somebody is measured in degrees so it can tell how "flaming" they are.

Rob: I'm sure Tim's gay.
Gurtrude: I know, my gayometer reads 110 degrees!

by Bubsforbubs June 1, 2011

Gaydometer

A slang word used to describe the sensation that someone might be a homosexual.

*Man jumps into pool with pink speedo on*
Jenney- "Does that guy look like a homo to you?"
Kristie- "Yeah, my gaydometer is going off!"

by Luckyguesses January 7, 2009