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Gannett does not exist. They are not real. If you think you’ve met someone with that name, they lied. They aren’t real. You’ve been bested by a superior creature who is otherworldly. Their intelligence is unmatched. Forget you’ve met that person; it’s for your own safety. Be careful around this so called “Gannett”
Thing: “Hi! I’m Gannett”
What you should do: “Liar!”
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the whole gannett

It was the whole gannett
the whole gannett by LillyP72 August 27, 2017

Garnett Transit Form 

The form you file your taxes on.
I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.
Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018
A person who is always hungry; therefore, one who will eat (almost) anything.
Those gannets have eaten all the biscuits!
gannet by WhiteTrashMan November 26, 2004
A beer that originated in new england, known as Narragansett, well crafted beer for a while til the 1980's when the formula changed. Now the new ownership has reinvented the brew and it is quite tasty now brewed in new york.
Hey, boys wanna drink some gansetts?
gansett by bubba1020 January 23, 2010

Custard Gannet 

A frequent user of the drug wordCake, so called because cake pills are yellow and notably larger than other drugs in pill form.
On the cake again, you custard gannet!
Custard Gannet by Drusillus July 9, 2006
another word for sombody who eats like a pig
you gannet.......... you ate all the pie!!!
gannet by jakx March 1, 2007