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Gannett does not exist. They are not real. If you think you’ve met someone with that name, they lied. They aren’t real. You’ve been bested by a superior creature who is otherworldly. Their intelligence is unmatched. Forget you’ve met that person; it’s for your own safety. Be careful around this so called “Gannett”
Thing: “Hi! I’m Gannett”
What you should do: “Liar!”
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the whole gannett

It was the whole gannett
the whole gannett by LillyP72 August 27, 2017

Garnett Transit Form 

The form you file your taxes on.
I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.
Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018
A person who is always hungry; therefore, one who will eat (almost) anything.
Those gannets have eaten all the biscuits!
gannet by WhiteTrashMan November 26, 2004
A beer that originated in new england, known as Narragansett, well crafted beer for a while til the 1980's when the formula changed. Now the new ownership has reinvented the brew and it is quite tasty now brewed in new york.
Hey, boys wanna drink some gansetts?
gansett by bubba1020 January 23, 2010

Custard Gannet 

A frequent user of the drug wordCake, so called because cake pills are yellow and notably larger than other drugs in pill form.
On the cake again, you custard gannet!
Custard Gannet by Drusillus July 9, 2006
another word for sombody who eats like a pig
you gannet.......... you ate all the pie!!!
gannet by jakx March 1, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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