Galvis

Verb. To screw something up. To botch. To half -ass a task, usually mechanical or detailed.

My brother installed his kitchen cabinet doors backwards and left out several screws. He totally galvised the job.

by Jack B. November 4, 2019

The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.

Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 30, 2010

Galois

(adj) Very intense and powerful, but short lived.

Named after the French mathematician Évariste Galois who invented a branch of mathematics and fought in the French military, but died by the age of 20 in a duel.

Dude, that party was so Galois!! Too bad the cops busted it up.

by berzerkeley May 15, 2009

Daniel Galvin

An object/person that is extremely short/small

Mark is so short, his such a Daniel Galvin.

That car is tiny, it is a Daniel Galvin.

by Ur mom 2020 July 6, 2020

Galveston

A beautiful, historical town located on the Gulf Coast of Texas that has a rich and famous history. It is known for the 1900 Storm, beautiful Victorian houses, the song "Galveston" by Glen Campbell, the beaches, the Galveston Symphony Orchestra, Ball High School, the Civil War's Battle of Galveston, and for getting hit by hurricanes. Its character is very original and different from other places. It is a city that is irreplaceable.

Galveston is one of the few relatively small towns that known by many people all over the country.

by Texas Longhorns October 18, 2008

Gallis

someone who gets bare female attention

look at all his gash, dat brers a gallis

by geo March 26, 2005

Galvinized

To be Galvinized, can be mistaken for the common job of varnishing a piece of metal. However, the true meaning of Galvinized can only be found in the ancient history books, translated by Monk Scholars in Tibet. To be Galvinized refers to someone getting "pwn3d" or being beaten by a mere man, who is seen as a god. A man who can harness this power, has the ability to slay countless poon and live an eternal life.

Stay down ya gronk, you've just been Galvinized

Zac: Oi Mate, ya gay
Surronding Crowd: OHHHHHHH YOU'VE BEEN GALVINIZED

by JasonBourne7 October 22, 2012