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Verb. To screw something up. To botch. To half -ass a task, usually mechanical or detailed.
My brother installed his kitchen cabinet doors backwards and left out several screws. He totally galvised the job.
Galvis by Jack B. November 4, 2019
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The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision 

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.
Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.
(adj) Very intense and powerful, but short lived.

Named after the French mathematician Évariste Galois who invented a branch of mathematics and fought in the French military, but died by the age of 20 in a duel.
Dude, that party was so Galois!! Too bad the cops busted it up.
Galois by berzerkeley May 15, 2009

Daniel Galvin 

An object/person that is extremely short/small
Mark is so short, his such a Daniel Galvin.

That car is tiny, it is a Daniel Galvin.
Daniel Galvin by Ur mom 2020 July 6, 2020
A beautiful, historical town located on the Gulf Coast of Texas that has a rich and famous history. It is known for the 1900 Storm, beautiful Victorian houses, the song "Galveston" by Glen Campbell, the beaches, the Galveston Symphony Orchestra, Ball High School, the Civil War's Battle of Galveston, and for getting hit by hurricanes. Its character is very original and different from other places. It is a city that is irreplaceable.
Galveston is one of the few relatively small towns that known by many people all over the country.
Galveston by Texas Longhorns October 18, 2008
someone who gets bare female attention
look at all his gash, dat brers a gallis
Gallis by geo March 26, 2005

Galvinized 

To be Galvinized, can be mistaken for the common job of varnishing a piece of metal. However, the true meaning of Galvinized can only be found in the ancient history books, translated by Monk Scholars in Tibet. To be Galvinized refers to someone getting "pwn3d" or being beaten by a mere man, who is seen as a god. A man who can harness this power, has the ability to slay countless poon and live an eternal life.
Stay down ya gronk, you've just been Galvinized

Zac: Oi Mate, ya gay
Surronding Crowd: OHHHHHHH YOU'VE BEEN GALVINIZED
Galvinized by JasonBourne7 October 22, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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