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A cross stitch term popularized during the seventh annual mystery stitch-along created by the operators of the Steotch website, meaning that one's fabric has had a grid applied to it and is ready to stitch a pattern on.
My fabric is grod, motherbitches! Gimme that sweet, sweet pattern drop!
Grod by Lookshylily August 14, 2019
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GROTD grody grot grood grods groady Grode GOTD grodie groid
An overenthusiatic groodle owner that performs sexual acts on their animal from sheer amoration.
groodle = golden retriver/poodle

I think that guy likes touching his groodle a little too much, he must be a Groodler
Groodler by Rob G 83 November 4, 2012
me:Should I buy more of that FEEC stock?
Geoff: Hopefully. The problem is that FEEC management is totally incompetent. Or at least they seem to be.

me: Hope is good enough for me (putting 500 in tomorrow).....
me: GRoDT
Geoff: For sure.
GRoDT by rainbow43 May 23, 2014
hoe stfu and just gotd
gotd by trapcity62 January 22, 2022

groid noise

any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.
Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."
groid noise by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023

grotbags 

An overweight, wheezing, ugly, wart infested, crusty, haggard member of the female sex.
Man you got so wasted last night you pulled a right grotbags.
grotbags by Souness April 11, 2011