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Guy 1: "I just got the a groner from GOW3!"
Guy 2: "Hey! only Guatemalans can ge those"
Groner by Guatman March 24, 2010
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The Gronewald 

When the guy shaves his ass so the girl can eat him out.
She wouldn't have sex with me so instead i made her give me the gronewald.
One who rolls eyes constantly
she groneked at his jokes
Gronek by bearss February 7, 2010
An attempt to be more controlled than a crazier friend, known for wild antics and stories.

Opposite of Dooner
'Man, that guy is a Grooner'

'Why are you trying to Grooner the situation?'

grooner by Rob Dunn April 22, 2008

[groner] 

when a girl gets turned on by a guy or when her nipples get hard. A.K.A a girl boner!
Omg! that guy is soooo hot he gives me a groner!
[groner] by Nicola Maria October 29, 2011
A angry boner or a pissed off penis. Similiar to having blue balls.
I was dancing with a hot chick all night and now I have a groner.
Groner by Farmer10 December 10, 2009