Similar to a broner, which is an erection caused by hearing one of your male friends, or "bros" relay a story of a recent sexual conquest, a round of golf or a particularly tasty beer, but is an erection caused by a similar story told by a female friend or "gal-pal". Hence, groner

Normally a groner is caused by the description of non-sexual activity between your gal-pal and one or more of her female friends that, when pictured by a healthy, heterosexual male, causes blood to flow to the nether-regions, triggering a groner or even a massive groner for a really good story involving with insinuated "girl on girl" action.

"Dude, my friend Susie was telling me about how she recently got a Brazilian bikini wax and how her best friend had to see how it looked so she just dropped trou and showed off the whole works... I got a total groner and had to un-tuck my shirt just to cover it up... cool story but totally embarrassing!"

(Please note, that relaying a story about the circumstances that caused your groner to one of your male friends may cause him to have a broner or, what is otherwise known as a "second-degree groner")

Groner by schweddy balls November 26, 2009

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Groner

A boner that grows really fast and makes a lot of noise.

God damn it, my jeans are so squeaky they're giving me a groner.

Groner by The Shakespearean Antagonist September 3, 2009

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Grover Norquist

Another one of those antigovernment extremist morons, he wants to gut every social program on the planet and privatize everything so some big ass corporations can step all over us even more than they can now

Grover Norquist wants to shift the tax burden to the middle class even more, resulting in an ever-increasing gap between the rich and poor.

Grover Norquist by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011

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Goner

A Goner is someone who has given up, feels lost and feels Helpless and Hopeless

"Josh, im a Goner, theres nothing we can do now"

Goner by Nobutimjustaspeck September 15, 2017

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