GOPTARD 

A idiot who believes in all the stupid crap regressive policies and repressive rules foisted on rational people by the far right.

I can't believe Merle still wears his MAGA hat and thinks the election was stolen. What a GOPTARD!

GOPTARD by Ilookmervlus August 29, 2023

godtarded 

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.

Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.

godtarded by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008

gotard 

A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.

The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.

gotard by Rokinfreeworld January 1, 2004

gotard 

n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.

He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.

gotard by TonyTony June 24, 2005

gotard 

Alternate spelling: go-tard

An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.

A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.

You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?

You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.

gotard by J. Lyons April 10, 2006

Gotard 

A person who really makes a fool out of his/her self and doesnt realize that untill something horrible happens

A person mixes clorine and alcohol and shakes it and blows their hand off. That person is a Gotard

Gotard by Jeff Sh October 4, 2007

Gontard 

A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.

1) Gontard had a nice munch on the soul of Kyle Burns.

2) The Gontard is straight fucked.

Gontard by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010