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A westerner whose only exposure to professional Korean StarCraft was through Tasteless and the GOMTV English broadcasts.
get off of tasteless's dick you stupid gomtard
GOMtard by rsjr June 12, 2009
Words you can keep
noun. a person with a particularly low IQ that tends to frequent the gym on a daily basis; they're all brawn and no brains.
"Look at the size of the arms on this gymtard!"
gymtard by Christopher Hall May 14, 2008
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godtarded 

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.
Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.
godtarded by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008
The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.
gotard by Rokinfreeworld January 1, 2004
A word used to describe someone who is having a stupid moment. It was created in New Braunfels by two girls who needed to find a different word than "retard" because the word "retard" was thought inappropriate by their parents and teachers.
"Jill is such a gimtard. I can't believe that she thought Washtington DC was in Washington state!!"
gimtard by Sarah Lindsey June 18, 2006
Noun- an individual who is making extremely ignorant life decisions similar to that how a long haired hippie with no teeth and an addiction to millenial slang speech.
Quit acting like such a gumtard.

You're a Gumtard! You can't eat chips!
Gumtard by Wahwah burger July 30, 2019
An idiot that asks stupid questions, with spelling mistakes and lack of punctuation or grammar, about an item you have advertised for sale on gumtree.com.au
I got a question from a gumtard about the car I have for sale, he asked "whats ur bst prise on dat car and dos it come with rejo and are the breaks ny good"
Gumtard by Sugar Glyder February 8, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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