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godtarded 

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.
Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.
godtarded by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008
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gatarded 

So retarded that Lady Gaga would be ashamed.
Your mom's so gatarded she thought disco sticks grew on trees
gatarded by LittlemonsteR333 November 7, 2010

gitarded 

1) someone who is extremely autistic or just acts very autistic

2) someone who’s name starts with a g and is simultaneously retarded
“Did this dude really just hit a girl with a lunchbox
Yeah bro he’s hella gitarded”
“And that’s on bro”
gitarded by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019

godtarded 

Someone who lived a normal, decent life who becomes an extreme born again. They believe in miracles of otherwise common healing, faith healers, etc. The worst I have seen of this is within the Catholic church.
Cindy chose a limited education, though married to a successful man but found religion which caused divorce and heartbreak. She doesn't practice what she preaches but that seems to be tolerable within her new-found faith and now does not associate with anyone out of her church group. She became godtarded.
godtarded by GoomeeG May 8, 2018
Some fool trying really hard to act gangsta and looking like an idiot in the process. Usually seen wearing all G Unit clothes and the only rap he knows comes from BET.
Guy1: Look at Rob over there embarrassing himself.
Guys2: No doubt, he's acting straight up gtarded
Gtarded by Hearmethough July 22, 2008

Getarded 

The act of being gay and/or retarded.
Also can be used as GETARD. A gay and/or retarded person.
Roger: My new boyfriend is HOT.
Dale: You're getarded.

Marge: omg, like i was like buying like shoes like yesterday, and it said like fifty percent off and and i was like "omg, i dont want two-thirds of my shoe to be missing, like omg" so i left.
Jeanette: It means the price, you getard.

Pronunciation:
Gee-tard
Getarded by Molly Patience :] October 24, 2008