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Gottardi 

A word often used to describe someone that is an offensive Italian dick head. Who loves pasta but oddly cannot stand a cannoli. And loves ballet.

Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.

In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"

Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.
That wop is a real garlic eating Gottardi.

Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.

"Mr. Dos Equis"

Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.
Gottardi by Gottardi May 5, 2014
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Gothardite 

A derogatory term for those following the quasi-cultic teachings of William (Bill) Gothard, usually from his Basic Seminar or from the homeschooling organization named Advanced Training Institute (ATI).
Mark is such a Gothardite; he never listens to rock music or talks to girls at all.

See also IBLP
Gothardite by jay February 21, 2005

Gothardite 

Avid follower of Christian teacher Bill Gothard's IBLP (and often ATI) teachings. Usually meant as an insult by heathen.
"Did you see that family of eight with the navy and blue clothes? I'll bet they are Gothardites."
Gothardite by Ford February 19, 2005

gottharding 

a cycling challenge that involves repeatedly cycling through a tunnel until the total distance matches the length of the Gotthard Base Tunnel in Switzerland - 57.09 km - the world's longest railway and deepest traffic tunnel.
hoi, I'm exhausted from everesting. how was your weekend?
nah, i prefer gottharding these days!
gottharding by chrysmun May 25, 2025

daniele gottardo 

Italian guitar player who can cast thunders, rain, fire and ice once he unleashes a tapping. Also able to execute 20 fingers tapping technique, using all the fingers of each hands and toes. Known for replicate every song in Earth under tapping mode without think about it, also play the songs are not even created yet. God of the guitar light, his speed in tapping mode is x10 faster than Michael Angelo Batio.
Your guitar skills are 0.00001% in Daniele Gottardo Scale, wow !!
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