Gottardi

A word often used to describe someone that is an offensive Italian dick head. Who loves pasta but oddly cannot stand a cannoli. And loves ballet.

Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.

In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"

Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.

That wop is a real garlic eating Gottardi.

Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.

"Mr. Dos Equis"

Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.

Gottardi by Gottardi May 5, 2014

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Gothardite

A derogatory term for those following the quasi-cultic teachings of William (Bill) Gothard, usually from his Basic Seminar or from the homeschooling organization named Advanced Training Institute (ATI).

Mark is such a Gothardite; he never listens to rock music or talks to girls at all.

See also IBLP

Gothardite by jay February 21, 2005

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Gottardi • Gothardite • gottharding • daniele gottardo

Gothardite

Avid follower of Christian teacher Bill Gothard's IBLP (and often ATI) teachings. Usually meant as an insult by heathen.

"Did you see that family of eight with the navy and blue clothes? I'll bet they are Gothardites."

Gothardite by Ford February 19, 2005

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gottharding

a cycling challenge that involves repeatedly cycling through a tunnel until the total distance matches the length of the Gotthard Base Tunnel in Switzerland - 57.09 km - the world's longest railway and deepest traffic tunnel.

hoi, I'm exhausted from everesting. how was your weekend?
nah, i prefer gottharding these days!

gottharding by chrysmun May 25, 2025

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daniele gottardo

Italian guitar player who can cast thunders, rain, fire and ice once he unleashes a tapping. Also able to execute 20 fingers tapping technique, using all the fingers of each hands and toes. Known for replicate every song in Earth under tapping mode without think about it, also play the songs are not even created yet. God of the guitar light, his speed in tapping mode is x10 faster than Michael Angelo Batio.

Your guitar skills are 0.00001% in Daniele Gottardo Scale, wow !!

daniele gottardo by guitarplayer0031 May 26, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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