Govtard

Meaning anyone who is of a government organisation or institution who trolls around on the net thinking they're some how influencing the internet climate!

HI Timmy is that a Govtard trolling on your Facebook page!?

by SupremeProfanity February 27, 2015

godtarded

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.

Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.

by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008

gotard

A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.

The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.

by Rokinfreeworld January 1, 2004

gotard

n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.

He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.

by TonyTony June 24, 2005

Govardhan

Long and skinny like an integral. Geek in the streets; freak in the sheets.

Hey babe, you lookin for a Govardhan?

by Jaydx April 27, 2019

gotard

Alternate spelling: go-tard

An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.

A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.

You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?

You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.

by J. Lyons April 10, 2006

Gotard

A person who really makes a fool out of his/her self and doesnt realize that untill something horrible happens

A person mixes clorine and alcohol and shakes it and blows their hand off. That person is a Gotard

by Jeff Sh October 4, 2007