gonc 

To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first

Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor

gonc by Jay Clarkson April 9, 2005

GONC 

Acronym for Generation Of No Consequences. The Millennial Generation (1980 -2001) has been split into two sections. Those born from 1980 - 1990 are more or less socially adapted and are called Millennial One (M-1). Those born from 1991 on though (M-2) are the culmination of no consequence parenting. Instead of dealing with their anger in a constructive manner, their choice of expression is to wreak havoc on society via mass shootings or the equivalent. There are many who say that punishing a child is wrong but making a child aware that there are consequences for actions serves as a learning tool for their moral compass. M-2 is out of control; will worse be coming?

Person1: He just drove that car on the sidewalk and killed six people and he is laughing!
Person 2: They are probably M-2, the first wave of GONC's

GONC by CryHavoc August 17, 2019

gonch monster 

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020

Goncharov 

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.

Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov

Goncharov by sleeping awake November 22, 2022

Gonce 

A gay nonce

Ross gawley is a gonce

Gonce by Hoesrmad November 24, 2019

Gonçalo 

Great, going a gloriously and gallant way to gain gracious gentleman garments. Gorgeous, gregarious and generous generalize this god-like guy, granting you to call him... G.

Gonçalo is just ok? Gonçalo is just GREAT! God, that guy surely can suit up nicely. Look at him, he's gorgeous!

Gonçalo by GNabais November 13, 2011

Goncharov 

A fictional 1973 Martin Scorsese Mafia movie, invented by users of Tumblr in 2022

"Have you seen that mafia movie, Goncharov"? "Yeah, it was epic, I loved the part where Goncharov has that shootout"

Goncharov by CasualSnake November 20, 2022