24 definitions by Jay Clarkson

Meat hook

A meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example

Yiam has such a meat hook, he always hits people with his chin when he walks past

by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

limp bling

Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things

Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

gran turismund

A copied playstation game that devvo sold his mother to the gypsys for

Cans I comes to yoons house to watch your tellivizzle, play gran turismund and sleep in your bed.... I'm not gay

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

gonc

To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first

Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor

by Jay Clarkson April 9, 2005

Bum Breath

One whose breath smells of ass

My god brush your teeth you bum breath!

by Jay Clarkson May 30, 2005

Across the street

When you slit your wrists across the wrist often called a cry for help or attention seeking etc

See down the road

Remember emo kids its down the road not across the street

by Jay Clarkson June 6, 2005

Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing

Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005